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Funny Keep Your Head Quotes & Sayings
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
Mac Dre
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The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.
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Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
Kel Mitchell
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head.
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Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
Kevin Hart
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They came down on my 50th birthday to the Whisky and played 45 minutes of old Mot�rhead songs! I always thought Metallica were good from day one. But when I first met Lars Ulrich, he was a horrible mouthy brat, same as he is now. He was head of Mot7ouml;rhead's West Coast fan club; what he didn't tell us was that he and Cliff [Burton, Metallica's original bassist] were the only members! Lars is a true friend. I'd hide him even if he were charged for murder. And Jimmy [James Hetfield] is frickin' funny as shit. I wish he wouldn't take everything so seriously, though. It seems to be messing with his head.
Motorhead
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
Maggie Smith
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My high school had a Head Start program for homos..uals, it was called Drama Club.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
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The poet only desires exaltation and expansion. The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head -- and it is his head that splits.
G K Chesterton
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
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Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
Brian Vaszily
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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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I was jogging and I got hit by a car...it's not funny at all. They said I am very hard headed because I landed right on my head and I have a scar, hence my new hairdo. I don't remember much about it but miraculously, and thank God, I am fine.
Reese Witherspoon
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Dear Dora, how in the hell did do you get that tiny shirt to fit over your big head...Sincerely, thats physically impossible!
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You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!
Green Monk
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I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. Try to make it as funny, as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it.
Sam Raimi
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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