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Funny Lazy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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The one thing that I appear to have been given, bearing in mind that I am capable of being very, very scatty and extremely lazy, is the ability to concentrate on something I choose to give my time to.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining.
Unknown
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Hey people that interject big words. Good grammar and vocabulary is important, but give me a break...I'm too lazy for word searching.
Unknown
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I would step into a place of being lined up with a sense of purpose and my inner compass, and everything was going in the same direction. Then I'd get lazy and get off the track. And then things would start to fall apart, and I'd back up and get it together again.
Kathy Mattea
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Dan Castellaneta
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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I hate the expression 'If it's meant to be it'll be,' because if you want something that much, you shouldn't sit around waiting for a miracle, you should get off your lazy behind and make it happen!
Unknown
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It takes time and energy, and if I'm working, then I'd rather flop in front of the telly than put on a tiny dress and work out how to get myself to God knows where. I mean, lazy some would call it.
Daisy Donovan
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Don't think you're a pro photographer just because you use the lazy services of Instagram.
Unknown
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If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me because I'm too lazy to write.
Tommy Shaw
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People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.
Tony Robbins
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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Judy Tenuta
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Why do I like racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal.
Kyle Petty
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Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind
Douglas MacArthur
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'
Adam Carolla
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Charlie McCarthy
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People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals -- that is, goals that do not inspire them
Tony Robbins
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Hate is the easiest thing to do besides live. You have to work on love and haters are just too lazy to do that.
Unknown
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I don't think I could be a foot soldier. I don't know if I could take orders too good. I'm a little lazy.
Benicio Del Toro
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