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Funny Lazy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When you workout!!! Sweat is FAT CRYING!!! Get off your lazy asses it's time to GET IT RIGHT GET IT TIGHT!!!!
Tyrese Gibson
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I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
Eva Green
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Acting is easier - writing is more creative. The lazy man vies with the industrious.
William Shatner
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I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut.
Mark Haddon
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We were playing popular music, but we were doing our own arrangements because we were too lazy to sit down and figure out the originals.
Tommy Shaw
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The paintings may communicate even better because people are lazy and they can look at a painting with less effort than they can read a poem.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
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I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
Gustav Stresemann
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Kylie and I love each other so much, that we video chat as soon as we wake up, cuz we're too lazy to go into each others rooms.
Kendall Jenner
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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I've realized that when I don't play people who are complex I get very, very bored, and then lazy, and end up being rubbish.
Sienna Miller
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Dr. Johnson was a lazy learned man who liked to think and talk better than to read or write; who, however, wrote much and well, but too often by rote.
William Hazlitt
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The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
Albert Einstein
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Do only one thing at a time. It is lazy people who want to do everything at once.
Vikrant Parsai
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When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my feet because I'm to lazy to get up.
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A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he set out, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts and to second-rate friends.
Cyril Connolly
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I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!
Kellie Pickler
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Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up.
Unknown
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I think that we give the impression, to carry on your metaphor, that we go a little faster than we actually do. I'm fairly lazy so I'm always interested in slowing down.
Ashley Judd
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I'm not one for dieting or exercising, 'cause I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while 'cause of the amount of sugar I take in.
Megan Fox
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