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Funny Lazy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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