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Funny Lazy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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