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Funny Lazy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the beach. What I did: Internet.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks.
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C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
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I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
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