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Funny Life Jokester In Law Quotes & Sayings
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H L Mencken
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OLS can the trial court rule in flavor.
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
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So if you go to jail for contempt, is that considered billable hours?
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I give off rather mixed messages about the law. On the one hand, I can honestly say I don't miss working in a law office. On the other hand I do enjoy watching the law and while the profession may have its problems, I have sold zillions of books out of magnifying them.
John Grisham
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Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.
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There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks.
Alyson Hannigan
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Sholom Aleichem
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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If I'm ever murdered, I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for a Law & Order episode.
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The law, in our case, seems to make the right; and the very reverse ought to be done - the right should make the law
Maria Edgeworth
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Sacred Scripture, which is the law of Christ, contains in itself all truth. Since all law is truth it therefore contains in itself all law.
John Wycliffe
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My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.
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I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension.
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I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't.
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I may have to support the legalization of marijuana just so my Criminal Procedure reading can be 70% shorter.
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Somebody busted in my car window. Thank god they didn't take my servitude outline.
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Jesus was not denying the legitimacy of biblical law. On the contrary, He was affirming biblical law. We love God first; God commands us to keep His word; therefore, we must enforce the law on ourselves.
Gary North
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The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.
Raymond Chandler
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