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Funny Long Distance Relationship Status Status Quotes & Sayings
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Time and distance don't mean anything when I know we will embrace and hold each other again
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Sometimes you don't know how much you love a person until a long distance comes between you and them.
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Long distance relationships. Distance is not a hindrance in a relationship, it's just the test of time and how you are going to survive in that situation. TRUST, LOVE and COMMUNICATION is the key.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Long distance relationships have to be tended to more frequently than regular relationships. You have to show your love from a distance...but in all reality, love knows no distance.
Meagan Donahue
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Distance should not be the basis to end a relationship...DISTANCE should be defied and consider as a test to make the relationship much stronger.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
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No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.
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Distance seems to be bad for some but not for me. It gives solitude and space. It tests patience, endurance and faith. It proves the real worth of someone as it scales the value of a person.
Jey Lopez
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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