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Funny Mario Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Mario has so much energy that by the end of the day, I just feel drained. I just sit in front of the TV set. I don't even know what's on. It's great to be with a person who has so much to offer. He's energetic, charming, handsome and intelligent. But it's a lot of work.
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I can only show you something real, I can't make you appreciate it.
Mario Tomasello
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I'm not perfect. You're not perfect. But we're perfect together and that's all that matters.
Mario Tomasello
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Never plan a future with someone with no future plans for themselves.
Mario Tomasello
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Don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide when your sad.
Mario Tomasello
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Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal. Prepare yourself in every way you can by increasing your knowledge and adding to your experience, so that you can make the most of opportunity when it occurs.
Mario Andretti
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Since it is impossible to know what's really happening, we Peruvians lie, invent, dream and take refuge in illusion. Because of these strange circumstances, Peruvian life, a life in which so few actually do read, has become literary.
Mario Vargas Llosa
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Circumstances may cause interruptions and delays, but never lose sight of your goal. Prepare yourself in every way you can by increasing your knowledge and adding to your experience, so that you can make the most of opportunity when it occurs.
Mario Andretti
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I was lucky enough to have great mentors both in the culinary world and in the world of chefs who became celebrities. Bobby Flay is one of my dearest friends and a tremendous mentor for me. Mario Batali is the same way. They began doing TV a little before me and they showed me the way.
Michael Symon
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What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
Gore Vidal
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