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Funny Mario Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes it takes losing everything you have to finally grow and find yourself.
Mario Tomasello
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There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of greater glory.
Mario Cuomo
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I think people in Montreal smoke a lot, and I used to smoke when I was 17-18, and just picked it up when I was playing juniors. But I think I stopped when I was 22, which was a big decision in my life.
Mario Lemieux
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In America, I would say New York and New Orleans are the two most interesting food towns. In New Orleans, they don't have a bad deli. There's no mediocrity accepted.
Mario Batali
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To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.
Mario Batali
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We feel that, with Sidney, we have a great opportunity over the next few years to put a great team on the ice. We're prepared to lose some money along the way. Eventually we're going to need some help.
Mario Lemieux
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Prosperity or egalitarianism - you have to choose. I favor freedom - you never achieve real equality anyway: you simply sacrifice prosperity for an illusion.
Mario Vargas Llosa
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A soldier doesn't fight because he hates the enemy in front of him, he fights because he loves what he left behind.
Mario Tomasello
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible.
Mario Batali
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Writing a book is a very lonely business. You are totally cut off from the rest of the world, submerged in your obsessions and memories.
Mario Vargas Llosa
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Well, for over a year now at my desk, a prototype program of Luigi and Mario has been running on my monitor. We've been thinking about the game, and it may be something that could work on a completely new game system.
Shigeru Miyamoto
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti
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I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
Mario Cuomo
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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You cannot teach creativity - how to become a good writer. But you can help a young writer discover within himself what kind of writer he would like to be.
Mario Vargas Llosa
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