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Funny Memory Dad Quotes & Sayings
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
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Forgiving does not erase the bitter past. A healed memory is not a deleted memory. Instead, forgiving what we cannot forget creates a new way to remember. We change the memory of our past into a hope for our future.
Lewis B Smedes
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Dad, thanks for struggling with your homos..uality long enough to sire me.
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hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.
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Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.
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The light of memory, or rather the light that memory lends to things, is the palest light of all. I am not quite sure whether I am dreaming or remembering, whether I have lived my life or dreamed it. Just as dreams do, memory makes me profoundly awar
Eugene Ionesco
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.
Christopher Case
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I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.
Peter Gallagher
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
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Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
Tobias Wolff
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Tip 1: Before you kiss her on her door-step, make sure her dad isn't watching so he cant kill you.
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