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Funny Men Shopping Quotes & Sayings
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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'I have enough clothes and sho.. I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever.
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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
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Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money & wanting everything in sight.
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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I'm tired of being around men all the time. I'm going to start a band called Skirt with three girls and I'll play the guitar and sing backing vocals in drag. I went window shopping when I was in New York, saw a lot of amazing dresses.
Brian Molko
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
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I so like shopping. I am impatient though. I will go to the mall and in 30 minutes be ready to go. The good stuff will have to be right in my face. It is so soothing to see those racks of clothes. Sometimes the good stuff is far back in the racks. I also like shopping for sho... I love sho...
Ciara
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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