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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
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Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go.
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A poet laureate of adolescent s..uality and middle-age longing.
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Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
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Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer.
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Take a look around, the city on fire. It's all taking place in the middle of my mind. I stand in the middle, cause death right beside. Murdering is simple, get your life simplified.
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Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
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As the middle begins to feel safe enough to accept some of the so-called radical thinking, ideas move to the middle and a new edge is created.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.
Andre Gide
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I think the Democratic Party has picked a lot of the wrong candidates, the kind that Middle America, or people who are more down the middle and more rational, can't side with. I think that's been the problem.
Glenn Danzig
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