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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
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It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
Garth Brooks
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
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Call me the girl that no one ever noticed. Call me the girl who no one ever cared about. Call me the girl that you can pass in the hall and not give a damn. Call me the Forgotten.
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Call it vanity, call it arrogant presumption, call it what you wish, but I would grope for the nearest open grave if I had no newspaper to work for, no need to search for and sometimes find the winged word that just fits, no keen wonder over what each unfolding day may bring.
Bob Considine
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We are invisible to them because we are still the Human Beings, were still the People, but they will never call us that. They taught us to call ourselves Indians, now theyre teaching us to call ourselves Native Americans. Its not who we are. Were the People.
John Trudell
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo.
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Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
George M Cohan
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!
Mustache Man
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I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 15 minutes yet they choose to call me every half an hour anyway.
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I didn't grow up to call a woman a ho. That's just how I was brought up. I won't call a girl a bi..., unless she wants me to call her a bi....
Wyclef Jean
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Don't call me a Goddess, don't call me a Queen, just call me the cutest Princess you've ever seen!
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A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
William Faulkner
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I last longer than Obamacare call center wait times.
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A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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Stepping up. It's a simple concept. It basically means to rise above yourself; to do a little more, to show you something special. Something like this. Lucas is gone, but that doesn't mean the season is over. As a matter of fact, I say it's just beginning. You might want to stay out of my way for a while. Life's funny sometimes; can push pretty hard like when you fall in love with someone but they forget to love you back, like when your best friend and your boyfriend leave you alone, like when you pull the trigger or light the flame and you can't take it back. Like I said, in sports they call this 'stepping up'. In life, I call it 'pushing back.
Nathan Scott
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Im A-W-E, some call me awesome. Some call me Vizzy, honeys call me often.
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