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If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
Elbert Hubbard
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I call you a Monday because nobody likes you.
Calixte Fequiere
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What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand call it a destiny.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!:D
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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is beautiful. bi...es love to be called beautiful.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It's ridiculous that people call me a s.. symbol. I don't feel like that at all. My daughter would get a kick out of it, she'd find it very funny. I'll take it though. I'm very humble. But it's certainly not the way I feel.
Mark Wahlberg
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Real friends don' t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you even something more offensive
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Isn't it funny how just one little phone call or text can make your bad day suddenly wonderful?!
Nishan Panwar
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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that ni... way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!! Ay, D, hol' up!".
Cedric The Entertainer
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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
Angela Kinsey
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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
Robin Yount
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If one day you feel like crying, call me.. I don't promise that I will make you laugh.. But I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop... But I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you.. And I promise to be very quiet. But if one day you call me.. And there is no answer.. Come fast to see me.. Perhaps I need you.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
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Some may call it destiny. Some may call it meant to be. But I just call it you-and-me.
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We were literally on set and I got a call from my publicist and she got a call a minute later and we looked at each other like, What the f***?
Matthew Morrison
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