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Funny Monday Work Dayuming Quotes & Sayings
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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret Mead
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Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time...
Unknown
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In terms of work I've always had a Bad Attitude in that I won't work anywhere which requires me to work strict hours or follow a dress code. I don't know if that's an Asperger's thing or not, I think it's just being reasonable.
Bram Cohen
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Come around we on a sunday. Nah stop linga all night till it dun deh. Bring di fun we tek it 'round a Uptown Monday. See di gal dem a bruk out and wind and go dung deh.
Elephant Man
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I don't like to go out to clubs and party. I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' that's just not me. I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Unknown
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I wish we had something better to do at our crappy jobs than check our disappearing 401(k)s which ensures we'll be stuck forever at our crappy jobs.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
Mahatma Gandhi
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If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny, and I'd appreciate if you don't tell those kinds of jokes when I'm around.' And you can be looked at as, 'Wow, he's the bummer in the party.' But I just don't go for that.
David Schwimmer
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Through years of secret work, scientific and basic ground work was laid, in order to be ready again to work the German Armed Forces at the appointed hour, without loss of time or experience.
Gustav Krupp
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I'm shocked by people getting divorced all the time; that's why I choose to work on it. Therapy helps us. It's so easy to grow apart. Marriage takes work. I suppose you can work it out by talking to each other - I'd just prefer to have a referee. It reminds us why we're together.
Courteney Cox
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I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
Jarod Kintz
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Often, I work out of my work. One work takes me to the next thing.
Jim Hodges
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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Frederick Douglass
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