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Funny Morning Wood For Quotes & Sayings
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Thank you lord for waking me up this morning. Please help me to focus on being more like you and resist any temptations of the devil that come my way today. Cover me with your blood jesus and just help me to keep your commands. In Jesus name I pray, amen
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
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If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
Proverbs 27:14
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
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I have lately been surveying the Walden woods so extensively and minutely that I now see it mapped in my minds eye - as, indeed, on paper - as so many mens wood-lots, and am aware when I walk there that I am at a given moment passing from such a ones wood-lot to such anothers. I fear this particular dry knowledge may affect my imagination and fancy, that it will not be easy to see so much wildness and native vigor there as formerly.
Henry David Thoreau
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A new morning means a new beginning, a new struggle, a new endeavor, but with the Lord by our side we can overcome any challenges and turn obstacles into stepping stones.
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A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood
Chinese Proverbs
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Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Good Morning.
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Open your eyes to a new world out there, waiting for you to come out and explore. Welcome this new morning with a smile and a determination to do something great. Good Morning and have a great day ahead.
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I wake up every morning to say thank you God for waking me up to see another day to enjoy life.
Michael Myers Jr
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It's really nice to wake up in the morning realizing that God has given you another day to live.
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Each morning comes with renewed hope, another chance and a great opportunity to do better than we did yesterday.
Mufti Ismail Menk
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One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Dear God, I Just Want To Say Good Morning.Thank You For Wakening Me Up On This Saturday Morning. You Did Not Have Too But, You Did. I Am Grateful That You Did...You Seen I Been Through A lot For these Pass Weeks. You Help Me Through It.I Just Want To Say Thank You. I will always know I will always put you first before anything..Love You Have A Great Day
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Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smokey Joe Wood.
Walter Johnson
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Good morning! Remember you only get 1 mom, 1 dad, 1 God and 1 life...cherish them while you can.
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