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Funny Morning Wood For Quotes & Sayings
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Morning and have a good day.
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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This delinquent is having s.. with your honor student.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
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I could say that you complete me...but that would be a lie because every morning when I awake, I long for you more than the day before..good morning!!!
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A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.'
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a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
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Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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Breaking News: There is still no cure for mornings.
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A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you Today! Good Morning!
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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning !
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Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood; aim for the chopping block.
Annie Dillard
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