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Funny New York City Quotes & Sayings
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
Emo Philips
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However, the moral center of New York City, I believe, is the New York City Ballet.
John Guare
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Every block of the city is a quintessential definition of the highly diversified New York food cultue. Each area is divided as a small village of its own unique flavors and history. The variety of cuisine that the city provides is almost infinite. Starting from Tribeca, Chinatown, Little Italy, Soho, Lower East Side, Meat Packing district, Greenwich Village, Chelsea, Gramecy Park, Theater, Lincoln Center, Upper East Side, Harlem, The Bronx, Brooklyn to Queens; New York City will never fail to surprise us with its treasure of cuisines. The answer is in the pride New Yorkers take in saying "ONLY IN NEW YORK"
Vikas Khanna
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Some of us claim that New York City is the capital of the country, indeed the capital of the world. Now, that may be a bit much for those who don't come from New York, but clearly we are an important city for reasons of our cultural advantages.
David Dinkins
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I've never had a girlfriend during Christmastime. But I think the perfect holiday date scenario would be Christmas in New York City. I'd like to go down to central Park, hang out by the ice skating rink, possibly Rockefeller Center. There's a couple of thing you've just gotta see when you're in New York City.
Nick Jonas
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I live in New York City, the stories of my films take place in New York; I'm a New York filmmaker.
Spike Lee
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Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have s.. with you.
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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.
Agatha Christie
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I was born in Queens, New York, which is a suburb of New York City.
Peter Jurasik
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s.. and the City changed New York-New York's become a big shoe store now, unfortunately.
Chris Noth
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New York: the only city where people make radio requests like "This is for Tina - I'm sorry I stabbed you
Carol Leifer
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Does the New York City Ballet affect other places? Yeah, it lets people know they should come to New York.
John Guare
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If I look at it, it's about being able to get lost in New York, to explore the city, to have more personal stories about New York, although some could also take place in Paris.
Keren Ann
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There isnt enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung. -Samantha
Sex And The City
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I graduated from high school early so I could move to New York to do 'A Little Night Music' out of the New York City Opera.
Anna Kendrick
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Every person on the streets of New York is a type. The city is one big theater where everyone is on display.
Jerry Rubin
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The larger point is this: We've invested over half a billion dollars in New York since this department was stood up. We've given New York more money, by more than double, than any other city in the country.
Michael Chertoff
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I grew up in New York City in the late '70s, at a time when U.S. - China relations were something that was on the front page of The New York Times on a regular basis.
John Pomfret
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I was so happy that it filmed in New York not only because it's an amazing city, but also because a lot of people across the world somehow started to think about New York as a dangerous place to be and envisioned it as some war zone after that happened.
Alicia Witt
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I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified.
Anita Weiss
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