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Funny Newborn Babyorn Baby Quotes & Sayings
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After some time, with my eyes closed, I began to enjoy this wonderful play of colors and forms, which it really was a pleasure to observe. Then I went to sleep and the next day I was fine. I felt quite fresh, like a newborn.
Albert Hofmann
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
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Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
Ed Asner
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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
George Bernard Shaw
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Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
Unknown
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I didn't scream out someone else's name during s.....I was just thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant.
Unknown
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Call up ya friends and we can get a minaj just like nikki, have a baby by me baby be a millionaire like 50.
Meek Mill
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I want the world to know that I need ya, baby I believe ya, girl. Ill never deceive you. Share my life baby.
Kem
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A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J Le Shan
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I miss you, baby, without you, baby, there ain't no future.
Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes
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The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
Unknown
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Baby daddies are unreliable, missing, or don't stick around
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Baby I don't understand. Just why we can't be lovers. Things are getting out of hand. Trying too much, but baby we can't win.
Nsync
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Baby just give me one more time. I will show to you that I love you so much. Baby please don't let me go. Because you're my world.
Unknown
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For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.
Jane Kaczmarek
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The moment them lights go off, Oh baby, baby, that's when I start to breakin' down. You got my attention now.
Mya
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I be stuck to you like glue baby. Wanna spend it all on you baby.
Young Money
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Painter baby you could be the muse. I'm the reporter baby you could be the news.
Miguel Jontel
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Baby you know I'm gonna take care of you. Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true.
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