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Funny Nursing Home Quotes & Sayings
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Unknown
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Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.
Unknown
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.
Ernest F Hollings
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Caring is the essence of nursing.
Jean Watson
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I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.
Florence King
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Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.
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There is a certain moment in the film when the son is in the nursing home and he goes to the television and turns it off because he sees himself in the image.
Atom Egoyan
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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
George Bernard Shaw
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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Gerhard Kocher
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Let's make holiday plans comprised of me nursing a hangover while watching TV at home alone.
Unknown
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A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Hussein Nishah
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Most Americans have some experience with nursing homes or other long term care settings, and nearly half have had a family member or close friend in a home in the past three years.
Michael Burgess
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The deep, personal material of the latter half of your life is your children. You can write about your parents when they're gone, but your children are still going to be here, and you're going to want them to come and visit you in the nursing home.
Alice Munro
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I'm bored, I think I'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nearest nursing home and wave at the old folks.
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Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card and sign it 'from Santa.'
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The Medicaid system currently steers people toward nursing home care. Far more people can be covered in community-based care programs for significantly less.
Edward G Rendell
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Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they are obligated to let you in.
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Faith will get in the ditch with you, faith will go in the prison with you, faith will go into divorce court with you, faith will go in the hospital with you, faith will go in the nursing home with you.
TD Jakes
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