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Funny Nursing Home Quotes & Sayings
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I like LA. LA is cool, but it aint like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But LA is cool. Its more like a big office. Its work and you work, and youre meetin people all the time, but its more like acquaintances than friends and stuff.I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think Im funnier without sayin a lot of cuss words.
Chris Tucker
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If there is illness in your home, do you not need a doctor from outside? If your home catches on fire, do you not need fire fighters from outside? God has sent me to America in the role of a doctor, in the role of a fire fighter.
Sun Myung Moon
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When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you're having an adventure you wish you were safe at home
Thornton Wilder
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Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home.
Matsuo Basho
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So now I'm finally goin down can I find my way back home now there's no one else around can I find my way back home.
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You can make build a house but only your wife can make it a home.
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Now Im building a whole new home in San Antonio and got a whole lot of face to spill face to fill? is that the word Im lookin for.. you know too much time off you cant do this too well first time back. You know I got a lot of space to fill in my home
Shawn Michaels
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Now Im building a whole new home in San Antonio and got a whole lot of face to spill face to fill? is that the word Im lookin for.. you know too much time off you cant do this too well first time back. You know I got a lot of space to fill in my home
Shawn Michaels
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A house is made of walls and beams... a home is made of love and dreams
Unknown
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Making friends is not just about building a team, but also making a home.
Terry Mark
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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It is easy to love the people far away.It is not always easy to love those close to us. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.
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Something I get, I got to get home. Run, run, run, run, run, run running home. Where is my home...
Korn
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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