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Funny Office Politicss Office Politicss Quotes & Sayings
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
Unknown
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Instead of being concerned that you have no office, be concerned to think how you may fit yourself for office. Instead of being concerned that you are not known, see to the (be?) worthy of being known.
Confucius
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Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal.
Jules Carlysle
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.
Unknown
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Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine.
Unknown
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I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
Unknown
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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With regard to Afghanistan, he said he will end the war in 2014. Governor Romney said we should not set a date, number one. And number two, with regard to 2014, it depends. When it came to Osama bin Laden, the president the first day in office, I was sitting with him in the Oval Office, he called in the CIA and signed an order saying, 'My highest priority is to get bin Laden.'
Joe Biden
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I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.
Unknown
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Impeachment did not have to be for criminal offenses - but only for a course of conduct' that suggested an abuse of power or a disregard for the office of the President of the United States...that a person's 'course of conduct' while not particularly criminal could be of such a nature that it destroys trust, discourages allegiance, and demands action by the Congress...the office of the President is such that it calls for a higher level of conduct than the average citizen in the United States.
Hillary Clinton
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Unknown
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle
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