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Funny Older People Quotes & Sayings
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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I think it is important to get away from the 'I am the first, the youngest to do this and do that.' It is not a competition, if you grow older and you start to understand that age is just a number and that when you grow older, you have more to say in your music.
Vanessa Mae
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The rule when you get older, it really is a choice between your a.. and your face. Its a little cellulite on the booty or you look like a hag. As you get older, you need a little weight on your face to look better and younger.
Milla Jovovich
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Every child is going to grow up. You can see it happen in the books: They get older and older and belong to themselves to a greater and greater extent.
Jock Sturges
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Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them.
Lesley Gore
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The best thing we have going for our movie is that people assume because it's a remake of a TV show that it's going to be bad...For me, the people that love the show who are older and were around when it was on will go see it if they have nostalgia for it or they think the trailer looks awesome. The young people will go see a movie if they think it looks cool.
Jonah Hill
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Ugly people are better looking when they get older.
Unknown
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What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
Scott Hamilton
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I had an older brother who passed away recently, an older sister and a younger brother.
Steve Case
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I'm older. There's some sort of seniority. As a matter of fact, the seniority ebbs as you get older.
Meryl Streep
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By now I have come to feel that the fact of being a child, of being wholly subservient and dependent, of being seen by older people as a mixture of expensive nuisance, slave and super-pet, does most young people more harm than good.
John Holt
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I think people deceive themselves about themselves, particularly as they get older.
Jeanette Winterson
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Its ungrateful and whiny when someone complains about getting older instead of celebrating another year of being alive and making it. For one, This world isn't easy to live in so give yourself a pat on the back for surviving the hurdles and learning to swerve around the BS. Secondly, getting older is not a right, it's privilege...not everyone gets to.
Stephanie Cook
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The best thing to me, now that I'm older-and as you get older it's not about the looks...especially here in L.A. where you have a million beautiful faces-I like a guy that can hold a conversation. With me, I'm kind of a smart a.. so I guess I need someone that can give it back to me to hold my attention.
Amber Lancaster
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Most people say they talk to me and I sound older.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Many people think that depression is something you just have to live with when you get older, but it's not.
Tom Bosley
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The older one gets in this profession, the more people there are with whom one would never work again.
Liv Ullmann
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For me, because people have seen me grow up since I was six, I think people feel like they own a part of me in a way. That's completely understandable because now I'm 16, so it's been 10 years from when I was a little girl. I'm not grown up yet, but I'm a lot older, and I think sometimes people don't want to see you in certain positions. But you have to understand I'm an actress, and I'm going to do all different things, and it's not me personally. It's just a movie, and it's just acting...so many young girls are in worse positions than what I could do in a movie.
Dakota Fanning
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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