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Funny Older People Quotes & Sayings
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It would be strange if I hadn't grown up, if I hadn't changed. I like getting older. I wouldn't want to be 22 or 25 in my head again. I feel as though I'm getting smarter and wiser and learning a lot of things. Now that I'm older, I'm much more tolerant of myself, much kinder towards myself. Maybe it would be nice to have the skin of a 20 year-old, though.
Anna Kournikova
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As one grows older one becomes more critical of oneself and less of other people.
Basil Rathbone
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Prior to that, I had associated this music with older people, like my father.
Benny Green
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I was just asked if I had an older sister.....why does makeup make me look that much older?!
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It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.
Joel Coen
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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People say I look younger than the music I'm doing just because the songs are older. Hopefully I can keep my youthful look!
Natalie Cole
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People are going to get older and young guys are going to come in and race and get more competitive.
Dale Earnhardt
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My mom always told me to surround myself with people who are older than me. Not so I can copy them but so I can learn from them.
Unknown
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Older people looking at me how I bought all of this? I say I got it from grindin, perfect timing.
Wiz Khalifa
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My older kids are fantastic people. It can't be the result of my influence on them.
Harrison Ford
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I've certainly experienced racism, but it has not made a great impact on me. I have always thought, as I got older and older, I was more in charge of who I was. What someone thought about me or said about me made less of an impression on me at very vulnerable times.
Robert Guillaume
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I had an older brother who passed away recently, an older sister and a younger brother.
Steve Case
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Every city has a s.. and an age which have nothing to do with demography. Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and, in this, hasn't changed since the time of d..kens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman.
John Berger
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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A characteristic of older folksongs, in most cases, is that we don't know their composers or authors. Older folksongs were written often with no commercial purpose in mind. They were passed down by word of mouth, from generation to generation.
Tom Glazer
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We are already seeing older people wanting greater choice in how, when and where they receive care.
Julie Bishop
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Older people who underestimate their future life satisfaction wind up happier.
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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Bob Hope
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