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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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If she thinks 69 is just a number, she's too young for you bro.
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I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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