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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
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If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.
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It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
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Im just a funny guy who knows how to act.
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I wish you were as productive as your rectum is.
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You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course.
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