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Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better...
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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Kathy Griffin
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
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Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns
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Dont play stupid with me Im better at it!
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Never fly the 'A' model of anything.
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I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
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It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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When you are seventeen you aren't really serious....
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In our minds, you're all Kenyans.
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
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If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
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