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Funny People Contrll Guys Arent The Same Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work.
Eugene Levy
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Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. You dont have to forget who that person was to you but you just have to accept that they arent the same person anymore.
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Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
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Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
Dane Cook
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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
Will Ferrell
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
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I definitely think that females have a harder time. It's a lot harder to be a girl because you're always in your head. I've heard my brother go and take it out on the football as he says. Whereas girls would rather sit down and over think things. Guys just punch a wall and I think that could be easier because that's instant release instead of letting it build it up. But a lot of people say guys just hold it in as well.
Nikki Reed
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There was one time where it got really crazy with Miley and the paparazzi, and I wasn't there. The next day, I found every single one of those guys and said, 'Guys, this is man-to-man; put your cameras down, and let me talk to you.' We sat underneath a shaded tree, and I said, 'Look, my little girl is 15, and you guys scared her to death. Get yourselves together!' They apologized, and it's been different ever since.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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