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Funny People Contrll Guys Arent The Same Quotes & Sayings
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I didn't know Albert back then - I just learned to play that way. He and I were the only guys that played left-handed. Then left-handed people came from every direction.
Otis Rush
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Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now because we don't have people who have the capability to not only train fighters but also train and create decent respectable citizens of the world.
Alexis Arguello
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Jarod Kintz
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I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I do it? And hes like, Oohmale strippers, I dont know. And I was like, If I do this movie, guys are going to hate my guts. And Chris Rock islike, Motherfu..er, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, hes doing just fine.
Joe Manganiello
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If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
Steve Coogan
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
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When I write with Maiden, then I write only with the guys in Maiden, we don't do songs from outside people.
Bruce Dickinson
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People say girls are bi...y, yet I've met some of the bi...iest guys that are worse than girls.
Unknown
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When I was younger, yeah, I was a child performer, but now, being 16 and all, it is different. I have a track record already and people respect me more. I am secure about what I do and now I sing about different things¦ I am starting to see a change in my fan base, now I see guys at the shows¦ and that is cool.
Bow Wow
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Todd Barry
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People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
Tim Vine
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That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying.
Unknown
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3 common lies from guys: I'm sorry, I love you, I won't hurt you. 3 common lies from girls: I'm fine, I'm not mad at you, I don't love you.
Unknown
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I always feel so lost. I always feel so nervous. Tell me, why is everyone so perfect? While I feel so worthless. And I've come to believe all the things I'm seeing. On magazines and TV, of every single perfect being. All the people are so happy, and such amazing skin. Oh, how I'd kill to live the life they are in. I'm lost trying to impress this guy who I love. Everything I do still isn't enough. I still need to do much more. To get this guy to notice me, people wonder what for? I've just been used by guys and hurt by girls. I've been bruised and cursed by the world. I'm trying to perfect. I'm waiting for someone to tell me I'm worth it.
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Funny how the people who know you the least have the most to say about you.
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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body
Hussein Nishah
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Trace the stars with your fingers in hopes youll connect the dots, but dont get caught in the lines that arent really there cause there is life in every breath you take and there is hope with every move you make, and every single mistake you think youve made should make you feel alive cause you only have one chance to live in this spec we call life.
John O Callaghan
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Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives. I dont understand it. First of all, why would you kill another person, and second of all, dont they think the whole thing through? Like, how the whole things gonna play out? Like, Im gonna kill my wife, then Im gonna get caught, then Im gonna go to jail, then Im gonna get fu..ed in the ass.
Bill Burr
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
Lynda Barry
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
Mike Royko
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