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Funny Prom Quotes & Sayings
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The future is built on brains, not prom court, as most people can tell you after attending their high school reunion. But you'd never know it by talking to kids or listening to the messages they get from the culture and even from their schools.
Anna Quindlen
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Like down the little pickiney inna de prom. Dis is one thing me got fi over stand. Most of the youth dem stop dis Rastaban. De get fi know say Rasta a di right tradition.
Capleton
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Spring break, senior trip, prom & graduation are the only things getting me through these last few months of school.
Unknown
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One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.
Allison Janney
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I never think of myself as any kind of s.. symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.
Laura Prepon
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Ugh, this that prom shit. This that what we do, don't tell your mom shit. This that red cup, all on the lawn shit. Got a fresh cut, straight out the salon, bi....
Kanye West
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We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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I want to find a way to reach young women emotionally and also to start providing clothing for them so that they can wear the same things their thin friends can wear. I really want to do evening wear and prom dresses for these girls.
Delta Burke
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry a.. through the underground railroad! ...We went to the prom with you.
Margaret Cho
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I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry a.. through the underground railroad! ...We went to the prom with you.
Margaret Cho
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I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing! We have been there all through history guiding your sorry a.. through the underground railroad! ...We went to the prom with you.
Margaret Cho
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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In that moment, as the minister said his part, my world, which had been upside down for so long now, seemed to settle into its proper position. I saw just how silly Id been for fearing this as if it were an unwanted birthday gift or an embarrassing exhibition, like the prom. I looked into Edwards shining, triumphant eyes and knew that I was winning, too. Because nothing else mattered but that I could stay with him. -Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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I love fast cars, loud guns and classic rock 'n' roll, but I'd never do any of it in flats. I love me a nice, big uncomfortable pair of heels and some big hair! Maybe it's a Southern thing, but I love dressing up. It's everything I can do not to leave the house in a goddamn prom dress every day.
Amber Heard
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I didnt go to my prom. I was pregnant with Tripp and never went to really any of my school dances. Im going on Dancing With the Stars to step out of my comfort zone but Im not terrified at all. I have tough skin. I think that Ive been criticized a lot in the past, and I think that I will be fine with the criticism. But its difficult! Ive got blisters on my feet. My legs are getting so sore. Its a lot of hard work.
Bristol Palin
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I was dressed in a prom gown and heels for the season finale. I was supposed to run up this road, jump onto this box, Im short and Tom Welling is tall so they put me on boxes and talk to Tom. I overestimated and missed the box! My heel caught on the end, and I went toppling into Tom. He was like, Oh, are you a little drunk? No, Im just clumsy!
Allison Mack
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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