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Funny Punch Line Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes I really want to punch you, but then I realize you have to look in the mirror every day and that's punishment enough.
Unknown
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I could just punch myself in the face for having high standards but low expectations.
Unknown
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Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
South Park
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Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
Shaquille O'Neal
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Could you forgive me if I told you that I cared? Would you be sorry if I swore that I'd be there?
Five Finger Death Punch
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An impact is like a punch it may hurt put it passes.
Demi Lovato
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Please forgive me for laughing when you fall. I'm so sorry but I never cared at all.
Five Finger Death Punch
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Life isnt fair. You gotta take the punch and keep fighting.
Unknown
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I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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I was always different in that I liked being by myself. Even in kindergarten, when we were told to line up and go to the playground, I didn't feel like participating. I wasn't naughty; I didn't appreciate the line. Some of my best childhood memories are of being alone in my room-writing, reading books, listening to the Beatles, living in my mind. It's always busy in there.
Renee Zellweger
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But I really am very active in the choice of the line producer with the producer of record and the distributing company, because I've had some terrible, terrible experiences with some line producers, particularly in cable.
John Frankenheimer
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Well, I think that there's a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And I think if you start a business without financial backing, you're likely to go the wrong side of that dividing line.
Richard Branson
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Monofilament is what you use to go fishing. The line on your fishing rod is probably going to be black. You get to the end of the line and you tie on this clear plastic, thin thread called monofilament.
John Badham
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If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.
Mark Mobius
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Genius is only the power of making continuous efforts. The line between failure and success is so fine that we scarcely know when we pass it: so fine that we are often on the line and do not know it. How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time w
Elbert Hubbard
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I wish I could punch people that piss me off without getting in trouble. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Unknown
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I never direct myself, because I don't like working with me. I would punch me in the mouth if I had to take my direction.
Ron Perlman
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You can kick me and you can punch me and you break my face, but you can't change the way that I feel cause I love you.
The Smiths
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Nothing gets under my skin more then when someone thinks cheating isn't a big deal...Like I'm going to punch you.
Unknown
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You may have felt nothing when you ignored and walked by me, but it was like a punch to the stomach for me...
Unknown
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