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Funny Questions For Women Quotes & Sayings
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
Malcolm De Chazal
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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
Emily Procter
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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Men always say women talk too much, but I think it's the other way around. They used to ask me stupid questions to help them get laid. But now guys are terrified of me. I guess that's better than them hitting on me all the time.
Kesha
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...
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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.
Kristen Wiig
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
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During my 15 years in the business, Ive received so many questions on a variety of topics from my favorite toothbrush to juggling family and a busy work schedule. Im bringing in the experts that have helped me over the years to help inspire you. Women are looking for content that speaks to every part of their lives. Right now, advice seems so scattered online. I have created a place on AOL thats really one-stop-shopping: for women as moms, wives, workers, friends and their most creative selves.
Heidi Klum
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Sensible wise person not afraid to ask questions; the fools don't ask any questions and act like they know it all.
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Questions about form seem as hopelessly inadequate as questions about content.
Robert Smithson
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Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.
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