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Funny Racing Statuscing Status Quotes & Sayings
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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Don't treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry.
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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