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A fact never went into partnership with a miracle. Truth scorns the assistance of wonders. A fact will fit every other fact in the universe, and that is how you can tell whether it is or is not a fact. A lie will not fit anything except another lie.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
Mel Brooks
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Sorry the joy of finding your soul mate will forever be tarnished by the fact that you met online.
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.
Colin Hanks
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nikhil Saluja
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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
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It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
Truman Capote
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I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that love is at random.
Charlotte York
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Its okay to show random acts of kindness once in a while!
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Random house party? Yes please!
Tahj Mowry
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Libras are known for their random acts of kindness.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s... In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.
Al Michaels
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Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.
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I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.
Campbell Scott
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s.. in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for that determines our success or failure. The way you think about a fact may defeat you before you ever do anything about it. You are overcome by the fact because you think you are.
Zahid Abas
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