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Funny Retirement Poemsisted Suicide Quotes & Sayings
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To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill.
Aristotle
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.
Bill Maher
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
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They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Unknown
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I have friends who've tried suicide many times and haven't succeeded. I myself made an attempt, so I had a connection with that sort of group of people who have tried suicide at one time in their lives.
Judy Collins
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The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
Shannon Fife
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I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.
George Foreman
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
Mason Cooley
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Bullies cause depression, depression causes suicide, suicide is killing, killing is murder, bullies are murderers. fu.. Bullying.
Andrew Troyer
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide where you just dull yourself with substances.
Robert Crumb
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
Judd Nelson
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Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope broke, you could get locked up in prison to show you that life was really very jolly and thoroughly worth living.
Terry Pratchett
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No one should feel so low, to the point where they feel like they need to use suicide as a way out.
Samantha Slade
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Suicide doesn't kill people, sadness kills them.
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