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Funny Retirement Speechication Quotes & Sayings
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I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Unknown
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The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
Shannon Fife
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I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.
George Foreman
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
Mason Cooley
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
Mahatma Gandhi
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health, strains an already overburdened Social Security system, and drives many elderly people into poverty and despair. Ageism is as odious as racism and s..ism.
Norman Vincent Peale
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I've enjoyed my retirement.
Darrell Royal
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I need to retire from retirement.
Sandra Day O'Connor
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Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.
Ben Stiller
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To retire is to die.
Pablo Casals
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Americans are not saving enough for retirement.
Tammy Baldwin
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No, I don't belong to a retirement community.
Sally Kellerman
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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The pain of retirement means loss.
John Murray
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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
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