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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!
Mindy Kaling
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If the work is pure then you have to think it could be understood. If it is not understood it doesn't mean that your work is not accessible. It doesn't worry me, but, of course, I would be pleased if people liked my work.
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I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
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Once you decide on your occupation, you must immerse yourself in your work. You have to fall in love with your work. Never complain about your job. You must dedicate your life to mastering your skill. That is the secret of success and is the key to being regarded honorably.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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