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Funny Said No One Everher Woman Quotes & Sayings
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
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The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
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People like a woman who drinks her scotch straight. People like a woman who serves milk and cookies. But they don't like a woman who does both (commenting on Hillary Rodham Clinton's image).
Peggy Upchurch
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
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A woman has the age she deserves.
Coco Chanel
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
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A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and pick up in 6 months if she chooses. We are sitting on the gold mine.not them!
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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her s..ual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
Sanskrit Proverb
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
Neil Simon
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The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other s.. s..ually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.
Mark Twain
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There is an inner beauty about a woman who believes in herself, who knows she is capable of anything that she puts her mind to. There is a beauty in the strength and determination of a woman who follows her own path, who isnt thrown off by obstacles along the way. There is a beauty about a woman whose confidence comes from experiences; who knows she can fall, pick herself up, and move on.
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The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
Helen Rowland
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The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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