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Funny Sarcastic Horny Quotes & Sayings
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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