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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends. Let me rip your world into little pieces, let me destroy who you thought you were, and then I'll ask if we can be friends.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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