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Funny Sarcastic Life Quotes & Sayings
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He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.
Jeremy Northam
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'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Sam Ewing
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Robert McCloskey
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein
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If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
Mark Ruffalo
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie Izzard
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Matt Groening
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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I might be lost, but I'm making good time.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Unknown
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I don't need Anger management, I manage my anger how I see fit at any given moment.
Abhishek Tiwari
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
Unknown
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