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Funny School Teenager Quotes & Sayings
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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31
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I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits.
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. I really wouldn't.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager.
Anna Kournikova
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah Silverman
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For example, UNICEF works with governments to change legislation such as in India where a law was passed raising the age of compulsory school completion to keep children in school and away from the workplace for longer.
Carol Bellamy
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I went to an all-girls pre school where everyone went off to Harvard or Yale, and I had zero interest in doing so. I think they thought I was on drugs. There was a neighboring all-boys school, so we'd get together and do dumb things. It was your typical Catholic-American upbringing.
Katherine Moennig
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It was very much like Norman Rockwell: small town America. We walked to school or rode our bikes, stopped at the penny candy store on the way home from school, skated on the pond.
Dorothy Hamill
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I went to an all-girls pre school where everyone went off to Harvard or Yale, and I had zero interest in doing so. I think they thought I was on drugs. There was a neighboring all-boys school, so we'd get together and do dumb things. It was your typical Catholic-American upbringing.
Katherine Moennig
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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I'm half-Cuban, my mother was born in Cuba and came here as a teenager, so it's got a lot of Latin influence to it. It's pretty poppish. It's kind of more on the J-Lo side of things.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
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Until the rise of American advertising, it never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world that the teenager was a captive in a hostile world of adults.
Gore Vidal
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I think it`s an important movie for teenagers to see. There was a time when I thought I was crazy but really I was just a teenager. It`s important to realize you`re not the only person going through it.
Kat Dennings
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If we go to school to learn, and knowledge is power and power is corrupt and corruption is crime and crime doesn't pay then why the hell do we go to school?
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Boys are like milk, they expire if you're late on em and it's legal for me, man. I don't even have to wait on em. Catch me at the middle school, chattin up skateboarders. I hoard high school sophomores that want whor..s.
Kitty Pryde
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My high school was nothing like West Beverly High, let me tell you. I grew up in Fredericktown, Ohio. It was a small town [population 2,300]. I didn't do that well in school, although I was voted 'The Biggest Flirt.' I played sports I was on the tennis team and also the baseball team. But the coolest thing I did was that I dressed up as our school mascot, Freddie Bird, for all of the football games. My step-father had a helicopter and I got the helicopter to drop me onto the football field. It was cool.
Luke Perry
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Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.
Unknown
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Go after God. Whatever it takes, do it. And don't give the excuse, 'I am just a teenager' or 'I'll do that when I grow up,' because it doesn't work that way. God wants you now.
Rachel Scott
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I'm more selective now I've got a family. I don't want to work all the time. My daughter's 12; I don't want to miss out on her life. Soon she'll be a teenager; she won't want me around.
Julie Walters
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By the time a girl becomes a teenager, her parents are so old that she cannot do anything with them.
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