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Funny Shoes Quotes & Sayings
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Treating people equally means everyone gets the same pair of sho... Treating them equitably means those sho.. fit.
Unknown
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If s.. were sho.., I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
Jarod Kintz
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
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Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Sho...
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her sho... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their sho...
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Once, these girls on Bedford Avenue audibly mocked my outfit. One says, 'Those sho.. are so stupid!' And the other says, 'The dress is OK but is that a Boston bag?' I had this tote that said 'Boston' on it, which solidified that they were indeed talking about me. My heart pounds when I think about the red carpet. But I still wear those dumb sho... I carry my Boston bag with pride.
Gillian Jacobs
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their sho... That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their sho...
Anonymous
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I so like shopping. I am impatient though. I will go to the mall and in 30 minutes be ready to go. The good stuff will have to be right in my face. It is so soothing to see those racks of clothes. Sometimes the good stuff is far back in the racks. I also like shopping for sho... I love sho...
Ciara
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called the Ace Trucking Company. We didn't even have a name when we first did the show, but one of my favorite moments was looking over to see him laughing, falling off his chair. This was topped only by another kind of tribute often paid by Johnny: imitation. We did a sketch about tough motorcyclists stopping into a shop and demanding sho.. and coming away with handbags and ruffled blouses and stuff, and after it was over, Johnny kept saying, 'I want some sho..,' like one of the characters, and that was just a kind of salute. To have him pick up a catchphrase and repeat it was just amazing.
Fred Willard
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Unless you have on my sho.. and see through my eyes...how can you say what you'd do if you were me...you're not me.
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'I LOVE old sho...' Said no one ever.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Try walking a mile in my sho.. and see how far you get.
Unknown
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