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Funny Short Statusistant Quotes & Sayings
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I think a benefit is that we try to put it up in a short time. From the decision to do this mission until we fly, it's six months and one week or so, so it's a very short time.
Claude Nicollier
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What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
Martin Short
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
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Life is too short for half-hearted connections and meaningless run-throughs.
Karen Kingsbury
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I've read short stories that are as dense as a 19th century novel and novels that really are short stories filled with a lot of helium.
Lynn Abbey
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Life is so short, so fu.. it, just do what makes you happy.
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I'm a fan of short horror fiction... in fact, the most memorable horror I've read is of the short variety... but I have a hard time pulling it off myself.
George Stephen
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Realize your dreams and live, not your fears. Life's too short to worry about the opinion of others.
William E Lewis Jr
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Life is too short to be cynical, So smile dare to believe, and leave the door open for the MAGIC..
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Let's not allow ourselves to be upset by small things we should despise and forget. Remember Life is too short to be little.
Dale Carnegie
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I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech.
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Do what you like, be what you want to be, life is too short to waste on doing things that you don't like.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Mickey Rooney
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Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
Channing Tatum
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The days go by so quickly, and we have such a short time to live. So hold close the ones you love, and never let go.
Nishan Panwar
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Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To put-off sharing with people, How much they really mean to you, And pursuing whatever it is that makes you happy.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Life is too short for a long story.
Mary Wortley Montagu
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Be patient and understanding. Life is too short to be vengeful or malicious.
Phillips Brooks
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Life is too short for erasers, just draw a line through it and move on.
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