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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
Unknown
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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When you finish a poem, it clicks shut like the top of a jewel box, but prose is endless. I haven't experienced an awful lot of clicking shut!
Kenneth Koch
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It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito
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Evil comes in all shapes and sizes.
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Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?
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So, am I friendly with my daughter and her friends? Yes. Am I their friend? No. Does she shut the door? Yes, and I very much support the shut door.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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Me being mean: Can you shut the fu.. up? Me being nice: Can you please shut the fu.. up?
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes.
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If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out
Rabindranath Tagor
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If you shut the door to all errors, truth will be shut out.
Rabindranath Tagore
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People come in all color, shapes, and sizes but were all beautiful to someone.
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Love comes in far more shapes and sizes than what the family-values crowd condones, of course.
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Realistically, I think we are not prepared to go home until we do get more teachers and lower class sizes.
John Podesta
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