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Funny Sick Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
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I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
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When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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I'm sick of hurting. Sick of crying. Sick of not being good enough. Sick of hating myself. Sick of being alone.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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The thought of a brand new week just makes me feel so sick. Sick of school, sick of routines, sick of life .
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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