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Funny Sleep Deprived Quotes & Sayings
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I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
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At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up.
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Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.
Heinrich Heine
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If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.
Dale Carnegie
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Why the hell is my bed so uncomfortable when I'm trying to go to sleep, but comfy when I have to wake up?
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Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
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Dear sleep, I know we had some issue when I was a kid, but now I love you & need you the most.
Robert Escalate
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The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep.
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I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep."
Unknown
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Let no man fear to die, we love to sleep all, and death is but the sounder sleep.
Francis Beaumont
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I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
Evelyn Waugh
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Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher's the poet's equal there.
Emile M Cioran
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I write in my sleep. I don't know how, but I'll work on a song, go to sleep and it's finished when I wake up.
Hannah Montana
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Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
Sara Underwood
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My bed time is at 9:00pm but I go to sleep at 9:01pm...Thug Life.
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The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
Otto Von Bismarck
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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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