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Funny Sleep Insomnia Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Sleep Insomnia" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.
David Benioff
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I'd get a lot more sleep if I didnt insist on reading the entire internet every night.
Unknown
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
Unknown
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Missing someone causes insomnia like symptoms. The frustration of being without that person keeps you awake at night.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Because of Facebook I have failing grades, insomnia & I'm slowly beginning to see the fake in people as the days go by.
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Unrelieved stress influences approximately every task of the body, reasoning insomnia, elevated blood pressure, constipation, sadness as well as a variety of anxiety-driven aches along with pains.
Pamela Peeke
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Youve got Internet; youve got TV, and especially all these ads, so everybody thinks they may have insomnia if theyre not sleeping well.
Dr Hitesh Makkar
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That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to be early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done.
Banana Yoshimoto
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Insomnia is an indication, not a chaos. Its like ache. Youre not going to provide a patient ache medicine without figuring out whats reasoning the pain.
Judith Owens
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If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, hed make a fortune.
Unknown
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J Burke
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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How to sleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
Unknown
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My boyfriend's name is sleep and I get some every night.
Unknown
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I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
Unknown
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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