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Funny Sobernny Sober Quotes & Sayings
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I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great time being sober!
Unknown
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I just enjoy being sober these days. I enjoy the fact that my family consumes my life and I don't have to live that way anymore.
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I'm back on track, add to the fact that I never really drive sober. Cole World but I'm hot as shit do that mean that I'm Bi-polar?
J Cole
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
G K Chesterton
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Balling super hard, smoking 'til I overdose. Hardly ever sober, bi... we party 'til it's over.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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All right, Ill make a deal with you. You dont interfere with my drinking, and Ill stay sober enough to help you. -Haymitch Abernathy
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Good thoughts his only friends, His wealth a well-spent age, The earth his sober inn And quiet pilgrimage.
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Come swish around, my pretty punk, And keep me dancing still That I may stay a sober man Although I drink my fill.
William Butler Yeats
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Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.
James Joyce
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Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.
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thing is sober just in case I gotta dive in shark water lady killer, heart robber, stick em quite and leave them out released and I am peaced is like a siameze, gone.
Pac Div
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Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can't be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings.
Unknown
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If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.
Harold Brodkey
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Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be.
Jalal-Uddin Rumi
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Let's take some time to talk this over, you're out of line and rarely sober. We can't depend on your excuses, cause in the end it's fu..ing useless.
Unknown
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I went into rehab December 14th, 1996, and got out eight months later? Then I went into a sober living place where I stayed for three months. I've been clean for a good year and a half.
Marc Wallice
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When I got clean and sober, it was like I was a kid again. Not to sound corny, I felt like I was born again. I had to learn my writing skills. I was relearning how to rap. I didnt know if my MC skills were intact.
Eminem
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When I got clean and sober, it was like I was a kid again. Not to sound corny, I felt like I was born again. I had to learn my writing skills. I was relearning how to rap. I didnt know if my MC skills were intact.
Eminem
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I hate being hung over more then I hate being sober.
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